It's me vs. the crap.

I just want y'all to know that my husband has been mobilized and will be gone for a year. Therefore, the crap he has left behind? How long will I let it sit? Think I can make it a whole year? Any bets to be placed?
-Sherrypg

Are you shitting me?

On Sunday morning I tidied up the living room a bit. Friday and Saturday's newspapers were still piled on the ottoman so I moved them to the couch, intending to put them into the recycling bin later.

Later that morning my husband was lounging on the couch and I asked him if he had put the papers out. "No", he replied. "I shoved them under the sofa".

The terrible thing is that I thought he was kidding, until later on when I saw the papers peeking out from under the sofa.

-Jen14221