Despite my lovey-dovey previous post I just want to say to my darling husband:
I have just spent the last three days cleaning out the kitchen and rearranging the cabinets. I've dedicated THREE entire cabinets plus two junk drawers (the third is for MY stuff not yours) just for you to use for all your crap that you INSIST on piling all over the breakfast bar. There is even additional room under the breakfast bar for your tool boxes and various other larger crap. USE THEM OR LOSE IT. This simply translates as "if I find your crap on the counter than it's mine to toss." AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO DO IT.
And one other thing. KEEP YOUR CRAP OUT OF THE CABINET MY CRYSTAL IS IN!
Thank you. And good day, good evening and good night.