My husband cleaned his messy, messy desk (seen here) by moving all the stuff he didn't need to the old downstairs bathroom!

~Cathy

Because he WANTS our son to get electrocuted....

My husband is such a busy man that he apparently cannot take 3 seconds out of his day to replace the electrical outlet's safety cap after charging his laptop's battery. It's a good thing my 2 year-old does not routinely wander around sticking forks into outlets.

-Jen14221

Almost perfect.

So often he leaves his things lying around, cluttering every flat surface. I get irritated and frustrated and just plain mad. If it weren't for the clutter he accumulates he would be damn near perfect.

I guess he's perfect for me no matter what anyway.

But if that's my only complaint I'm pretty lucky. Especially when I have a guy who brings me these.

I love you Snoring Daddy, even when you irritate the hell out of me with all your crap. Now do me a favor and put your stuff away.

Sleeping Mommy

Nobody touch Dad's stuff.
He puts it where he wants it.
Crap is everywhere.

Cathy

I wouldn't mind the tools sitting out all the time if they had been used in the past YEAR!
- Cathy

where did you put my shoes????

In the photo below, note where the little girls have put their cowboy boots and Dora shoes, and then note where my 32 year old engineer husband put his shoes, despite having seven empty spaces for his own shoes. --Lovingly submitted by Dusti, Insane Preschool Mom.

Husbands have two types of crap. This is an example of type A (think up your own word to go with the letter). Type A crap is stuff that husbands are just too important to clean. They may claim that they are going to clean it, but they never do because they are sooo busy.
- Cathy