My Husband's Crap

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Diet Coke Can Man

At least the cans will be in Arabic this time...

- sherrypg

Read earlier posts here and here.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Let this be a warning to him.

Despite my lovey-dovey previous post I just want to say to my darling husband:

I have just spent the last three days cleaning out the kitchen and rearranging the cabinets. I've dedicated THREE entire cabinets plus two junk drawers (the third is for MY stuff not yours) just for you to use for all your crap that you INSIST on piling all over the breakfast bar. There is even additional room under the breakfast bar for your tool boxes and various other larger crap. USE THEM OR LOSE IT. This simply translates as "if I find your crap on the counter than it's mine to toss." AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO DO IT.

And one other thing. KEEP YOUR CRAP OUT OF THE CABINET MY CRYSTAL IS IN!

Thank you. And good day, good evening and good night.

~Sleeping Mommy

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

My husband cleaned his messy, messy desk (seen here) by moving all the stuff he didn't need to the old downstairs bathroom!

~Cathy

Because he WANTS our son to get electrocuted....

My husband is such a busy man that he apparently cannot take 3 seconds out of his day to replace the electrical outlet's safety cap after charging his laptop's battery. It's a good thing my 2 year-old does not routinely wander around sticking forks into outlets.

-Jen14221

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Almost perfect.

So often he leaves his things lying around, cluttering every flat surface. I get irritated and frustrated and just plain mad. If it weren't for the clutter he accumulates he would be damn near perfect.

I guess he's perfect for me no matter what anyway.

But if that's my only complaint I'm pretty lucky. Especially when I have a guy who brings me these.

I love you Snoring Daddy, even when you irritate the hell out of me with all your crap. Now do me a favor and put your stuff away.

Sleeping Mommy