A frustrated wife and mom decides to document her husband's crap. She is joined by several other frustrated bloggers living with packrats and slobs.
Photos document clutter and unfinished chores along with dates in an effort to prove that she is right and he is wrong.
Please do not assume to understand the relationships between the contributors and their spouses based on the content of this blog.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Today's Log of Crap

First of all the stack of tshirts is gone. I don't know what he did with them but I don't see them so for the moment I am indeed gratified. This blog is justified. Snort. Either that or it's going to backfire big. (Don't get any ideas honey.)

The kitchen towel has only moved about 10 inches from its location yesterday.

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Next, nothing has been done with the dehydrator. See previous post for details regarding how long its been sitting there. UPDATE: Yes, the coke can is gone. I forgot to mention it. He did something with it, I don't know what but it's not on the counter or anywhere else it isn't supposed to be.
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The case of tools has been taken off the porch. He took it to work. The box of crap that needs to go to the shop in the backyard? Still on the porch where I moved it after the kids started getting into it on the dining room table yesterday.

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Finally we have a pair of boxers. This is the one thing that actually embarrassed my highly-un-embarrassable husband yesterday when he read the post. He says I can't believe I would post such a thing. I asked him "why?" and "how long have you known me and known me not to follow through on my threats?"

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Not sure if this is the same pair from yesterday and he simply moved them to the back of the toilet or if he actually put the others away and this is a new pair.

Oh and he's threatening to post pictures of my underwear on the internet. I reminded him that I don't leave them laying around for days on end like some people.

Now, I had a lot of interest from commenters on my other blog about being a contributor to this kind of blog. So if you are interested please email me. If I do not already know you or read your blog there may be a waiting period. Please be patient.


~Sleeping Mommy

7 comments:

TrueJerseyGirl said...

HAHAHAHAHA! This is GREAT!!!! I can't believe you actually did it. Good for you!

In Sleeping Husband's defense, it looks like the Coke can that was next to the dehydrator is gone. Now, did he just move it or was it full of bugs by now and you just *had* to get rid of it????

Scotty said...

Or did the coke can just fall out of view when the lid was moved ever so slightly?

Gill said...

Hi, your blog is my 'blog of the day' today over on http://sometimesitspeaceful.blogspot.com/

pantrygirl said...

Holy crap, you've won the smile of the day award.

Once I took all my husband's crap that he left on the floor or whatnot and put it in a giant trashbag for him to throw out. He would have thrown it out too if not for the hole he ripped in it accidently and all the crap burst out.

If that is the same pair of underwear, your husband obviously doesn't get the hint that underwear either goes in the hamper or your dresser drawer.

I'll keep following your exploits. I hope this helps your plight.

--pg

momma2monkeys said...

ROTFL!!! this is great!! I could totally do this with you!!!!! hahahhahaa I am gonna show my dh, and tell him is warned! lol

Arethusa said...

ROFL. This is excellent! Would you mind if I mentioned this blog in a post of mine?

pantrygirl said...

SM,

Be thankful your hubby isn't this guy, We found the laziest husband in New York.
He probably won't bother to read this